All I want right now

… is a cute pair of skinny red jeans that don’t make my legs look like sausages and new cognac-colored boots for fall.

Also, I really want neither of these things to cost me multiple hundreds of dollars. After looking online and visiting countless stores, apparently this is too much to ask?

Not being rich sucks.

(Yes, my problems are trivial. And I like them that way.)

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