Well, 2011 was awesome, just like me. I’m now a big city dog, so you better recognize. I destroyed approximately 30 pieces of mail this year, which I believe is a personal best. In 2012, I hope to destroy the actual mailman. I’m already drunk, but when do I get to break into this champagne? Get me off this f@%$ing table.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year to the Great Gatsby! Only the good bubbly for you. I said all kinds of nice things about you, just ask Shannon.
Be sure to wake up nice and early those people who call themselves your parents.
All the best in 2012. (I know you never destroy MY Christmas card.)
MK and fearless Pete
I can’t tell if that yellow star is part the thing in his mouth, or whether you’re just trying to keep this blog SFW. Happy New Year!