For the past year or so, I’ve had a building desire to buy Gatsby a doggy bow tie. Because he’s just such a refined little gentleman.

This one is perfect, and it can be custom-made according to the size of your dog (which is important when your dog is only slightly bigger than a hamster).

But it’s also $42.00.

I think there are human bow ties that are cheaper than that (even if they are the clip-on kind).

And so my doggy bow tie lust remains unfulfilled…