These signs are all over the city right now:
Can someone please explain to me exactly how to be cautious in this situation?
Should I suspiciously eye the top of the skyscraper as I walk by?
Should I run past in a quick zigzag motion?
Should I flatten myself against the side of the building and carefully inch my way across?
Should I find something large and heavy to carry over my head? Wear a helmet? Surround myself in a protective shield of ice-melting fire?
Whichever option I choose, I think it’s clear that if you come across me taking caution against falling ice, you yourself should also be cautious – of me.