If you’re looking to hop on this fall’s chunky bootie bandwagon, your train just pulled into the station, my friend!

TOOT! TOOT!

Come on ride the train…

Sorry. I’m excited.

Last weekend, I found these cute black booties at Target for only $29.99! So I bought them! Duh! (ok, ok, I’m toning it down…)

Not only are they cute, but they are also managing not to abuse my feet too much.

Today is the first day I’ve worn them, and so far two people at Chipotle complimented me on them and one overly-aggressive lady in the bathroom at work (who I’ve never met before) came up behind me shouting, “You look SO CUTE! SOOO CUUUTE!!!”

Thanks. And nice to meet you.

Here’s what they look like on:

Sorry for the weird angle and blurriness. How about you try nonchalantly taking a photo of your feet in public and let me know how it turns out.

Anyway, just wanted to share my major fashion score with you in case you were on the hunt for similar shoes. You’re welcome! Remember, I’m here to help.