This:

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I’ve never even smelled it before, and yet I definitely want this perfume in this exact bottle. Because how classy would this look sitting on top of my dresser?

Now that’s branding.

Side note: Sadly, when addressing Santa, I’m actually speaking to no one in particular since the parents give us money or gift cards (not that I’m complaining!) and my husband hates exchanging presents (not that I’m… nevermind).

Completely unrelated side note: Andrew Shue from Melrose Place is at my office today! Who? That’s what I said too.

It’s this guy:

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It feels good to be young enough not to know who he is.