“Luckily, I found part of a ham biscuit under the front seat. It looked to be a few months old, but I’d put my weekend teeth in that morning so I was able to gnaw on it a bit.”
– Elmore Leonard, 89 years old
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Carlie Crash 
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Is that for real? That’s not for real right?
Actually, it wasn’t a ham biscut, but rather…….