helps us prepare for a zombie apocalypse

“[Zombies] move slower in the winter months, so out of necessity they eat less because it is harder for them to catch their prey. However, a zombie will never starve to the point of death, and when the spring comes they’ll be highly mobile and ravenous once again.”

Remember: in the event of a zombie apocalypse, knowledge is power.

Knowledge and a chain saw.

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