Dear Chicago Weather,

This five day forecast is amazeballs. If you’re doing this to make up for your undeniable crappiness last week, I accept. Just throw in a light and variable breeze and all will be forgotten.

Love,                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Carlie

P.S. If the great weather now is due to the fact that you feel guilty about the awful winter we’re about to have, I take back all the nice things I’ve ever said about you. Jerk.

P.P.S. Thank you for providing the proper context for me to use the word “amazeballs” for the first time in my life.