It’s a Code Red microwaveable breakfast food emergency in the Bliss family household. My mother’s favorite variety of Bagelfuls (the plain kind with just cream cheese – no fruit!) has been tragically discontinued.
After scouring bagelfuls.com for information and completing a mission to all frozen food vendors within a 20-mile radius of her house to collect every stray box of the now extinct morning pastry, my mom has resigned herself to eating her few remaining cream cheese-only Bagelfuls with a look on her face not unsimilar to this:
And that’s after she plays taps on her bugle, shoots a 3-volley rifle salute, and orchestrates a “missing man” aerial formation.
So much for me sleeping in on my “vacation.”