On Saturday, I went to see This Means War with a couple of friends (I’d give it 2 1/2 stars), and wasn’t sure how to react when I saw this preview:

The story of a great man who fought to end slavery, unite a country and kick some vampire ass.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

Yep. It’s a real movie. And here we all thought Mary Todd was the crazy one.

Happy President’s Day!