This is pretty much the best card ever.

I found it at Greer several months ago, but didn’t have anyone to send it to at the time. I bought it anyway because I’m at that age when suddenly every time I turn around, I find out another friend has decided to create a spawn.

A couple of weeks ago, I went to dinner with two friends, one of whom announced she was pregnant. Amazing news! But that meant no wine for her and my other friend and I had already ordered drinks. No matter! She simply requested to sniff our drinks in order to satisfy her wine-lust. And we were happy to oblige.

Perfect person to receive this card – FOUND!

If I ever get pregnant, I have a feeling I’ll be doing a lot of wine sniffing myself…