I’ve been waiting almost 3 months now for this $60 J. Crew scarf to go on sale. (Sixty dollars! I could buy 30 egg and cheese croissant sandwiches from Dunkin Donuts for that much! Don’t ask me why I know that!)

So I’ve been patiently, diligently checking the sale section of their website and FINALLY! There it is! On sale!

For $50.

Oh gee, thanks J. Crew. You really threw me a bone there. Spending $60 on frivolous neckwear is ridiculous, but $50? Why not? Who needs 25 egg and cheese croissant sandwiches from Dunkin Donuts? Not me! I eat money for breakfast!

I’m not mad… just disappointed. That is all.