Obsession #1: San Pellegrino Limonata

This stuff is a serious party in your mouth. No wait, serious parties aren’t fun! This stuff is a crazy, wacky, raucous party in your mouth. Two words: liquid Lemonheads.

Obsession #2: Love&Toast Rose Sorbet Lip Butter

Best chapstick ever. Smooth, a little shiny, smells like roses, tastes like sorbet.

Lately I’ve been equally obsessed with both of these things. So obsessed that I drive by their houses at night to see if they’re home and dial their numbers only to hang up when I hear their voices.

Next phase: creepy notes made out of letters cut from newspapers and magazines.

Images from costco.com and loveandtoast.com.